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fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"


"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

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A Miniature Drum Kit Set Up Inside an Empty Can of Orangina
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"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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