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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
— (via jessielou24)
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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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pizzerist:

if cartoons can wear the same outfits everyday well then so can i 

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

via .
Photo 21 Apr 376,445 notes timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)


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